so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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