sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
id be glad to
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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