Dude my mom stole all your condoms
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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