she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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