is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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I need you to use more vowels.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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