barbara walters just said penis...
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
