Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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