My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize