Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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