He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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