Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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