I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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