No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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