Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
why didn't you poke me back
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
