If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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