dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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