No, drunk sperm still make babies.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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