Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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