The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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