Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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