I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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