Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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