Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
