so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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