He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
my being single is dangerous.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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