i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize