Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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