Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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