Small penises have feelings too.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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