biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
how do you play pong handcuffed?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
They are going to name an STD after you.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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