you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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