I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Randomize
