how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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