his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
