Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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