Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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