i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You can't special order awesome
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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