I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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