Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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