so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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