yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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