so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Randomize
