I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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