A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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