Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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