I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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