Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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