Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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