i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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