i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I need to calm my uterus...
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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