whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
