I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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