Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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