I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
